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#4613 Bitzi is my absolute dream wife. She's gorgeous, brilliant, sweet, and classy. Plus, she's just nerdy and awkward enough that it's freaking adorable. Too bad no one that amazing would ever care about my dumb ass. If I could only get up the nerve to talk to you...But I'd probably screw it up.
#4612 Rising tuition costs, a steady decline in food quality, the price for a cup of motherfucking grapes at the c-store, and the fact that someone actually donated money to expand a soccer field that was perfectly fine to begin with makes me want to drive the wrong way up I-4.
#4611 The fact that some people think that just because a girl is bisexual AUTOMATICALLY means a guy will have a threesome with them. As if someone's sexuality is meant for YOUR pleasure. #getafuckinggrip
#4610 Everything on here is real, Abraham Lincoln is set to replace Ben Franklin as the big dog on campus. Stop licking all the books in Olin and go to class already you hippy!
#4609 I have the most complicated sexuality ever. I'm only attracted to other girls in person but I only like straight porn. Sometimes I can only get turned on if I imagine a penis, but then I can only orgasm with a girl going down on me. What the fuck?
#4608 They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads,
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
Ward 123.
See you in the spring.
#4607 I'm so lonely right now I could kill myself. I've joined clubs, gotten medication, and talked to my friends back home about it. Nothing has helped. I'm only staying around for one person in particular, but how long can that last?
#4606 Damn glad I didn't accept my bid from PDT either. Join them if you enjoy judging guys for what they wear, own, drive, and what they have in their wallet. What a fucking joke