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#4843 Elizabeth Hall residents. Most notably on the second floor. Please dear god stop masturbating in the women's bathroom. The music you are playing from your phone does nothing to mask your shame. All I want to do is pee in peace. I CAN NOT DO THIS IF WE CONTINUE DOWN THIS MASTURBATORY PATH. Please. Stop the madness.
#4842 I need to know who drives the white PT Cruiser with the bumper stickers. You don't understand how bad we need to be friends. I LOVE Harry Potter and mermaids.
#4841 Haley on the ski team, I'd like a ski job from you and i would then like to ski on your face. if that goes well we can get lunchski
#4840 My doctor just told me my drug test was positive for cocaine, amphetamines, opiates, and weed. #Oops #NoFucksGiven
#4839 @4830: Fuck that. I joined the frat that everyone guaranteed would be accepting and found myself in a lot of situations where my brothers were less than kind about homosexuality. Homophobic remarks were a very regular occurrence.
#4838 I am in dire need of an orgy/threesome. I don't know why but lately it's all I've been thinking about. I'm so fucking horny dammit
#4837 I wish a new plague would hit us - but one that specifically targeted people who are assholes to store employees, people incapable of using blinkers, and guys who wear their collars popped unironically.
#4836 Anyone interested in starting a unicycle club? I just got a Nimbus as well as an amazing 36-inch Kris Holm. I also have a cheap Torker laying around my room somewhere. I'd love to see more people join the unicycle community. #unicycleawareness