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#441 Snakes; if they can eat a Croc, they can eat your cock
#440 This edition of Hegemonicle is extremely sexist and heteronormative.
#439 Can you imagine how fucking anarchic this campus would become if the NSA leaks happened during a republican administration?
#438 Sometimes I daydream about murdering my roommate.
#437 Honestly I'm amazed at how we are able to identify mental illnesses when testing things on rats. I mean, how would you even be able to tell if a rat had Autism?
#436 I don’t know how many times I’ve been told that I can't do something because I am 'too quiet'. Why is it that if you are shy and/or an introvert it automatically means you can't be a leader?
#435 So tired of seeing the freak parade every day on this campus. Take out the ridiculous piercings, get the tats removed, and buy some clothing that doesn't have random holes cut into it.
#434 Im sick and tired of women objectifying us men as if we were walking pairs of ears. Like we don't want to listen to your things, we don't even care about our things…