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#488 I feel really strange when I masturbate and I'm wearing my retainer.
#487 I was the one who let the dogs out...
#486 all i want is sex
#486 Instead of having a pissing contest about who's being oppressed more, can we just work on all getting along? For fuck's sake...
#485 I'm an adrenaline junky. Hang gliding, sky diving, the Running with the bulls, diving with sharks, I've done it all. I'm always looking for new extreme ways to get a rush, no matter the price. I guess you could say I shill la thrill.
#484 Do you know about the time when Communist Jews in Germany started a massive civil war?
Well it happened in 1918 and lasted nearly a year. Communist Jews and an army of two million strong attempted to establish a communist nation in Germany shortly after WWII. Countless German lives were lost.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Levi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugen_Levine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg
#483 To all the fine ladies at Macalester: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeNgacds_qU
#482 I feel genuine pity for all non-male-bodied individuals who will never know the sheer joy of cleaning the shit stuck to the toilet bowl with your stream of piss.