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#536 Dear Macalester chronically offended: if you wake up and meet an asshole first thing in the morning, I'm very sorry for you - you're having a bad day. If you wake up and meet assholes all day, then you're the asshole.
#535 Had cocaine/Taco Bell in the same night, not sure what that says about my life
#534 Mac has definitely made me more awkward goddammit
#533 Giving the Annual Fund a dollar for every one of my botched suicide attempts on campus :)
#532 Oh shut up, we're all Irish.
#531 All I want is a cute girl to cuddle with and daydream about the coming socialist revolution.
#530 UMass never belonged in the MAC. Good riddance
#529 The thought of seeing football players wearing non-Mac clothing made me super uncomfortable until I realized I wouldn't even know they were football players without at least three articles of clothing telling me so.