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#631 Why do they even bother saying that Scot Ball is open to all students? Obviously it's only for athletes and is only marketed to them.
#630 VOTE NO ON MPRIG REFERENDUM
#629 Whenever I talk to regular residents of the Twin Cities, I am ashamed to tell them I study at Macalester. I guess I always feel like they perceive us as stuck up, rich, out-of-state liberals. And they're pretty correct about that.
#628 I am legitimately afraid of what will happen when the PFs inevitably find this page and start scrolling though comments. We seem like a bunch of hyper-judgmental assholes, which I have to believe doesn't represent everything about Macalester. To any PF reading this, we're better than this in real life, I promise.
#627 Why can't we have a fencing club? Like seriously it would be a lot of fun to do some real swordplay.
#626 I really want a Macalester dedicated Minecraft server
#625 I can't tell which is better: taking a really good poop or orgasming. Both are so pleasurable...I'm leaning towards the orgasm.
#624 Yo, but that Middle Eastern Kagin is gona be the BOMB!!