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#680 I stole batteries from the Bio office for my calculator.
#681 Honestly, I kind of forget about the people who go abroad.
#681 Why can't there be normal pizzas on in Cafe Mac? Srsly make a plain damn pizza.
#680 The account I am most worried about being compromised by this Heartbleed bug is easily my friendsy account. All of my friends would find out I secretly want to fuck them...
#680 I'm fascinated by how many gay men are named Noah on this campus.
#680 I have no idea what MPIRG is or does or what it stands for.
#679 Add some Clausewitz to your day.
#678 I ate a compostable knife earlier this week