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#770 I hate my bf's ringtone... because it's the same one that my roommate uses for her 8am alarm which she never wakes up to until 2 hours later. Everyday.
#769 In other news, dumb kids get accepted here when they're athletes or rich: http://themacweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ATHLETES2.jpg
#769 Surely there must be a better way to discuss the subtle oppression of minorities on campus, if you can call it that, then the pathetic troll-messages on tumblr. Now, could we have exclusively white people's experiences on the web page and the Daily Piper?
#769 Friendsy sucks. Can we revive machookups please?
#769 boys are literally so weak. their dicks go hard when you rub them with your ass like 2 times. but when they work on you it's like babies go back to biology class and relearn the female anatomy because there's no way you're turning me on with that horrendous motion.
#769 Dylan Kilgour is a hottie with a body and a major sweetheart.
#769 stop fucking deleting posts and censoring. this isn't China
#769 "Contingent Faculty Week" is a sham...