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#787 I've developed the ability to separate my thoughts such that I can analyze the societal implications of my porn while jerking off at the same time. Thanks Macalester!
#787 shoutout to the people in the bigelow lobby watching dumb anime at a ridiculous volume, y'all are finals week dicks.
#787 I really don't want more all-gender bathrooms installed on campus!
#787 I can't find jay jay the jet plane porn and it's making me sad
#787 There's a chance that I'm one of the two males who "were mocking the installation about black females a mere hours after it was put up." I sincerely believe what they're doing is brave and important. I also sincerely believe that humans are self-deluding sacks of shit and that agreeing with something and finding it inspirational and beautiful and powerful does not preclude me from finding it cosmically absurd.
And now I'm gonna go dream of hanging myself. Have a good summer everybody.
#787 All gender bathrooms = pooping bathrooms
#787 I just watched Jabari find a $10 bill on the ground of cafe mac. He looked around and nobody claimed it, so he walked over and gave it to Harold. What a good fucking dude.
#787 Fuck your packing needs I'm just trying to horde as many free boxes as possible to make an epic fort!