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#2391 This guy Nathaniel McDonald is on his way to becoming the next Alejandro, spamming every post.
#2390 I just unfortunately found out that Mac Dix was a thing. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
#2389 Turck 4 is FUCKING weird.
Weird man-sirens at night, so many door boards, people talking for god knows how long at night, broken toilet seats, a giraffe and skeleton in the lounge, the purple vibrator and Zack Katz as an RA. Jesus. I love it.
#2388 I am not scared to admit to myself that I hate this school.
#2387 How does one open up about their struggles with anxiety without being dramatic and pushing others away?
#2386 I have nice abs who am I
#2385 The year is 2028: the 47th President of the united States is the ultimate symbol of the rise of leftist power. A queer, transgender, half black, half Latino, disabled and mentally ill midget. This unicorn of an individual has usurped all power by being the most marginalized in the world, and therefore possesses all social and political power, as their moral authority on all things is above question.
White people have been overtaken as the largest segment of the population, and no new whites are allowed to take positions of power in society under the 10 year ban, one of many initiatives undertaken by the new democratic socialist government in the attempt to destroy white privilege. Similar efforts are underway to dismantle the patriarchy, with men now paying 33 cents if every dollar earned toward restitutions.
Men above threshold testosterone levels are perceived as dangerous to society and undergo mandatory estrogen therapy, causing a skyrocket in transgender women. All jails are converted to mental institutions and counselors are now the number one in demand profession.
California was the first state to declare itself legally a safe space; since then every state has followed save for Texas, the bulwark of the country's miasma of evil known as conservatism.
The military has been completely defunded, and we have been forced to take in millions of Jewish refugees because the Muslim world declared war and took it back, reclaiming it all in the name of Palestine and forcing the locals to flee for their lives.
The American population refuses to be fat hsames any longer, and the average weight is now unapologetically 250lb. All of our research monies that don't I go into gender and ethnic studies goes straight toward the cure to diabetes. We have also completely divested from fossil fuels, and a fleet of russians, nay, an armada, is on its way to invade our once-falsely great but now TRULY great country.
Who will save us, the great oppressors of the world? We have done all we can to prostrate ourselves to the world and the whim of others, but is it enough? No, we are not forgiven, and we shall be punished. In mere hours our shores will be overrun by Putin's ruski force.
Chuck Norris, where have you gone? You are our only hope.
#2384 @ #2350 uncircumcised by far. The glide upon entrance is unreal.