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#1027 Instead of feeling depressed from all of the stresses and loneliness of MIT, I find myself filled with unquenchable hatred for mankind.
#1026 I know I'l get a lot of hate for this, but I think Bernie Sanders would make a good President.
#1025 My roommate folds my laundry and makes my bed.
#1024 I don't tell my friends when I have anxiety attacks or mental breakdowns because I don't want to be the one broken person that can't deal with their own shit.
#1023 I'm a racist and I hate chinese people.
#1022 I'm really starting to get irritated by how hard the institute has been pubbing the Apple events on campus lately. I've gotten over a dozen emails from various groups advertising the same events like going apple-picking, apple pie and apple cider study breaks. It just reinforces the whole stereotype of how circle-jerky Apple fans are. Yes, they're a marvelous fruit, and yes they're coming to campus, but I don't see why Apples should get so much more publicity than any other fruit or fall or fall-themed snack of equivalent caliber that comes to MIT's campus.
#1021 I didn't cry when I watched Titanic or The Fault in Our Stars, but I cry all the time here.
#1020 I wanna get laid so badly; I'm so thirsty. There aren't any football guys who want to take it up the ass. Ugh ... blue balls. Guess it's a date with my hand again today.