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#564
"I don't feel like an intellectual. I'm here at MIT, but I lost my academic passion. I can't even make myself go to class or do work anymore because it's so pointless... Will I find my passion again?"
#562
"I'm actually really happy that there will be Bexlians in my dorm next year. I think it'll really help the dorm's culture grow. But I'm also worried that none of them will want to move into Simmons."
#561
"My two best friends have been two of the major reasons I've been able to survive the last couple of years here at MIT. Through my worst fuck-ups and most trying moments here, they've stood by me. Thank you both so much! I love you!"
#560
"I always hated how my parents nagged me to do my homework and limited my computer and videogame time when I was growing up. Without them nagging in college I can't get anything done on my own anymore."
#559
"The Boston Bombings and shootings most definitely bumped up my average by a letter grade because my test got cancelled."
#558
"I really like dancing to PSY's "Gentleman" when I'm alone, especially when I'm in my underwear or naked because,
I'M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN
Seriously guys, you should try it; it's so empowering."
#557
"I never got a tube to hack. Am I not actually an MIT student?"
#556
"Hey, this is 540 here, and I just wanted to clarify my earlier statement. I have nothing against Bexley. When I posted, it was a reflection of what I was feeling at the time: frustrated. I am not some heartless dick who wishes ill upon Bexley residents, it's just super inconvenient for everyone that they have to move into other dorms. No one wants to be stuck with a roommate(s) they don't want in a room not designed to hold that many people. I honestly think that it would be easier for everyone if they could move together into other housing, instead of cramming them into other dorms. Callous as it may seem, my earlier post was borne out of frustration at how the administration shafted just about the entire student population. I thought I could post my "confession," but that was apparently ill-advised. Sorry"