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#857 What's up with people not wearing shoes around campus? Do you like having cold and dirty, bacteria-covered feet?
#856 I'm currently in a relationship with a girl back home. I've met new friends here including one very interesting and attractive girl that I connect with so well. I've never been so torn...
#855 I think the reason I don't want to date, or fall in love is because I believe there exist no such person that would make me happy.
Yes, my family sometimes my friends make me happy. But here at MIT, I highly doubt someone would ever be able to make me happy.
#854 I just want friends who can have fun without alcohol being involved. Is that really so hard?
#853 I just want someone to cuddle with, but I feel like a creepy old guy.
#852 The hardest tea I've ever had to swallow was the reality of realizing we would never be together. Our love was like the circus. Intense. Without you I'm like a broken pencil. Pointless....
#851 When I see your wonderful plump buttocks sashaying in the hallway, I wonder if there is some universe that exists where we're together. I'm feeding you ripe fruit. On a tropical island. While contemplating the beautiful sunset. I ask you to marry me. You say yes. Then I wake up.
#850 I like big manbutts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
When that swimmer guy walks in with chiseled man breasts
And a speedo in your face
I get sprung ;)