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#906 It makes me sad that a lot of people at MIT (who are supposed to be educated) judge me based on my name, and they would even not talk to me after I introduce myself with my first name that is very common among a religious group.
#905 'The batteries in my vibrator ran out so I took two out of my TI84 (Silver Edition) to finish the job #MIT'
I'm dead
#904 DID ANYBODY ELSE HEAR THAT
#903 The relative lack of a gay scene here makes me sad. I don't wanna have to trek to Harvard/Tufts to go to a house party.
#902 If the Boston houses in the Greek community don't get their licenses back to have people in their houses, I dont see how Dean Columbo can avoid a vote of no confidence from the student body. With the ban right now we can't even have all of our members in the house for a meeting, or a contractor come in to fix something if all the brothers are asleep. At the fundamental level, these houses are private property. We love the MITPD protection we get, but the Institute loves the fact they get to keep tabs on us even more. Moving to a system where the Institute has no control whatsoever of the Boston houses would be a blight. Columbo better fix this shit, it's his job.
#901 Had a dream that I totaled my dad's car. Got so scared that I proceeded to wet the bed for the first time in 12 years.
#900 I judge the girls in APhi.
#899 I'm not gay, but sometimes I think about sucking dick.