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#259
"To #230: I know how you feel about me. And I really like you. But right now is horrible timing. As much as I long to let my guard down and jump into your arms, that's just not going to happen. I value our friendship, but also your well-being. So you can either tear yourself apart waiting for my love, and possibly end up resenting me in the process, or try to move on and save whatever this is that we have. "
#261
"I came to MIT for the academics, but I'm staying for the drugs"
#256
"Sometimes when I have a boner I put a tissue over my "penis" and pretend it's a ghost."
#255
"I have three nipples, triple the fun."
#254
"I have respect for all women. If she wants ultimate respect, she'll beat me in Super Smash Bros. That's when I'll know I found the one."
#253
"If i had to choose between league of legends and constant sex, I would choose league any day of the week."
#252
"I'm the drunk roommate from #241/242, let's just say that I also enjoyed the experience..."
#251
"That horrible smell in your room? That's my poop under your bed. ;)"