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I have a condition where my thumbs are like my toes. Girls love it when I use my hands ;)
To the blue-eyed guy with a buzzcut and red gym shorts that saw my Fall Out Boy shirt and stopped to tell me how much you loved it, then proceeded to have a conversation about our mutual favorite band for about 30 minutes... Wow. I got so caught up in talking to you that I forgot to ask your name. You said you were a music major, and when I asked what instrument you played, you laughed and told me not to worry about it. I really wish I got your name!
Is it weird if I just want to share my vagina with with everyone? I take appointments.
Every time I wanna punch someone in the jaw I think about kittens. Then I just wanna punch them in jaw.
ALL I WANNA DO IS GET MONEY AND FUCK BITCHES
I love trying to read the lips of my partner when we are having sex. She always tests me with new words like crucible or sir funsington ;)
In response to the abstinence club, I want to make a sex club at hamline. A very comforting place for random people to just come, meet, and have a good time.
Where can someone score some dank shit? Hook me up brah.