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Puttin bitches in the friend zone, WIN!
I can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke. I really wish it was banned throughout campus.
Trying to escape the friendzone you put me in is like trying to beat the hardest level of Super Mario Brothers. I'm running out of lives, and you aren't throwing any 1ups my way.
Let’s all be friends
Especially because we are so
Amazing,
Damn cool,
Extraordinary,
Remarkable,
Super,
Hilarious,
Impressive, and
Persistent in our efforts
Purple
Armadillos are
The best pets, other than
Hamsters
Which
Are way awesome
Yay
The first letter of each line spells a name ;) (And if you can't tell I ran out of things to say in the second half)
Why are some people so beautiful, and others not so much?
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I'll Just leave this here
I am a smoker, and the fact the campus is trying to be smoke free is honestly bullshit. Just because you put up signs saying we're smoke free and take away the ash trays will do nothing. You'll just enforce littering by having nowhere to put our cig butts. Why make us go off campus to smoke? Should we walk past Hancock where there are kids? Should we walk down the streets where there have been muggings? Or how about the gas station where we aren't allowed to smoke by gas? Maybe next to the church where there are meetings and services? I'm sorry there are a few people offended, but it's our campus and we can smoke if we want too. We aren't intentionally making your day worse, not our fault you can't endure 2 steps of smoke out of your day. We have smoking regulations, and we follow them. How about the leaders of the campus think about the actual 'problems' like drug and alcohol use? There are rules for those, and they aren't followed because we're college students, don't make us more frustrated by making us follow more rules when cigarettes are LEGAL and make problems where there really isn't any issue. End of rant, put that in the oracle assholes.
There is this one guy I always see at dinner who wears a grey beenie and I find him incredibly attractive.