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I found this over the summer, and since it pretty much sums up my life, I figured I would share it. I didn't create this, nor will I take credit. But this is how I feel all the time:
"The sexual tension when you and your crush are online on Facebook at the same time and you just stare at their 'lil' green dot. And suddenly you know what Gatsby felt like."
I hated reading "The Great Gatsby" and refuse to see the movie (Leo? Really? Blech.). But this sums up everytime I see that you're on Facebook. Do I message you and act like I can still be your friend? Or do I wait for you to message me, then realize I'm a complete idiot for waiting...you'll never message me.
Here's to the almost one year anniversary of making an ass of myself.
I've become fascinated with Danielle Dean. I rarely see her around, but would like to meet up.
You're not lonely and you don't miss me, you just miss the sex.
Okay, so seriously? You are a rude and selfish person. All you do is talk about yourself. You do not care for others, yet you expect we cater to you. Here's an enlightener: THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. You continually flirt with and lead guys on, only to annoy them. You do not appreciate other people's ideas, as you must have been raised in an environment where everything you did was right.
Wow. I just feel horrible for whoever makes the mistake of marrying you. Like seriously, here's the bottom line:
Stop being so selfish, arrogant, self-centered and flirty. You'll end up losing the few friends you have, making these next four years miserable.
Yeah, don't think this post isn't about you. It is. You know exactly who you are.
I have been looking at everyone on campus and have come to the conclusion that I am the most attractive person here
What's everyone's twitter
I want to commit suicide.
Lauren Studer: girl.. you... wow. thats all.