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Who is that bomb shell blonde walking around andersen today? She kinda looks like a smoking hot lady gaga without all the make up and freaky fashion. I think she's a senior.
Whoever peed a ton in the weird urinal thing in the 3rd floor schilling girls bathroom and recently put nasty ass black chunks of stuff in it when it DOESN'T flush, you're not funny. You are the only one amused by this and everyone else wishes you would stop. The bathroom reeked of piss for a week and now it's just really gross looking. So please, for the sake of all the other girls on the floor, just use the toilets provided to us. That or gtfo
I love Ellie Goulding's face. I love Ellie Goulding's music. I love Ellie Goulding. I'm listening to Ellie Goulding as I type this. I fall asleep thinking about Ellie Goulding. I think about Ellie Goulding while I shower. I think I'm going to leave girlfriend for Ellie Goulding. It's getting pretty serious in the letters we send each other. The last one she sent me had a court date listed, I think she wants to elope. That's what restraining order means?
there is this girl in my biochem class that i think is absolutely beautiful and intelligent. she sits in the top row. i have wanted to ask her out since the beginning of the school year. she seems so nice and she is always smiling but i am so nervous to approach her... how do i work up the courage to even talk to her....
Connor benson you swim circles around me all day
You know how in high school all the popular kids would always have big halloween parties and such? i was never one of those people. and they still get back together and do it. I wish once i could be invited to something like that.
I am not your mother, nor your maid. I am your floor-mate and peer and I am sick and fucking tired of the wads of hair all over the showers. If you are a woman on the third floor of Drew and you shower in the bathroom by the main stairwell, LEARN TO CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING HAIR. You are in college now and having some courtesy in OUR SHARED BATHROOM is part of college. Every single time I go to shower, I find hair clogging the drain, hair stuck all over the walls, or hair clumped up on the shelves. It takes 5 fucking seconds to grab a paper towel and clean up your stray hairs. My hair sheds like mad, but I'm competent enough to collect it all in one place and clean up after my shower. If you don't clean up your hair, you really need to start.
I really hope you all aren't this disgusting outside of the bathroom.
Dear fellow Hamline students,
Yesterday I got my backpack stolen from right next to me while I was napping on the 3rd floor in the library. It had my laptop,wallet and allllll of my school stuff in it. So don't leave your stuff unattended EVER. Even if you are right next to it apparently.
On another note,
Dear guy and girl who stole my backpack,
I know what you look like, I have pictures and videos of you from the family dollar on rice street.And I will find you Liam Neeson 'Taken' style. And when I do find you you'll be charged with felony theft. Hope it was worth it.
Sincerely,
Angry napping girl