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good god bro shut the fuck up about ghosts. CoD has been shit since the good team members left after MW2. Stop throwing money at a company that makes the exact same product every single goddam year.
Sometimes when I lay awake at night, I think about a giant woman stepping on me, squishing me between her massive yet supple toes. It then becomes really hard to hide the woody from my roommate. I wish we had bunked our beds. Or that I had a single. Also it sucks that flip flops are out of season, and vibram fivefingers will be too, soon. Anyone else agree (with that last part)?
Don't give up. Keep on fightin' the good fight.
Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.
Ayn Rand
The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
(Andrew Ryan)
I don't want to wast db at teh c store so I reuse my rommates dental floss. i wash it before though don't worry i'm not that gross
hands up if your first bj was your dog and ketchup
Every Sunday I see barely any of you in church with me. It's literally across the street and you go to a Methodist school, why won't you accept Jesus' love? Do you want to burn in hell? Get out of Gomorrah! This especially applies to you lost souls who wantonly bed hop, sometimes even laying with the same sex. Brush up on the Laws of the Lord in Leviticus. Jesus loves everyone!