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Do people seriously not know how to turn the shower off all the way? Or check the laundry within an hour after it finishes? I swear, sometimes I wonder if there are toddlers who live in my dorm.
Sorry I left the locker by your door. I've just recently moved in and it was kinda a gift for you. Wasn't trying to be creepy.
Sincerely,
An introvert as well.
A friend of mine heard the pipes in manor when I was talking to her over the phone. She said it sounded like someone furiously masturbating into a microphone. I giggle every time my pipes start banging now.
I'm about 97% sure that Johannah is Elle Woods and she just somehow got out of the world of Legally Blonde and into our own.
I need some serious help guys. I had a really vivid dream last night about one of my favorite professors, in which he assaulted me. It really freaked me out and now during class I feel really awkward due to how vivid the dream was and how realistic it felt. I realize this would never happen but I still can't get it out of my head. Advice?
How about a certain someone gets their info right, no one blasts music after quiet hours and no one is abusing their power it is not my fault that people don't want to be in a jail called a dorm! This place is for everyone and you are the only one with the problem, you are 10 doors down from me and you have two legs to walk yourself to my room and say turn it down. When everyone else which are my residents play music you don't say anything! First of all make sure you know quiet hours which are from 10pm- 9am and yes their are curtesy hours but those who live by me appreciate and do not hate. So come correct before you post something foolish and know that it is disrespectful for you to point one specific person cause it seems like they're the only one! Try again and you posted before quiet hours so your just preaching to the choir, and the RA barely plays their misic it's like once a month you act like its every night! No disrespect or any intentions of being hostile, but no bites, everyone are adults here just come and knock on my door.
Guys on campus who wear sweatpants and then get up and you can see they have a hard-on, are totally sexy and make me want to suck them off and help 'em out.
To the asshole who was sitting with a bunch of kids wearing [redacted] shirts and kicked someone out of the table they sat at... Don't be such an ass, you're in college now.