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I think that guy who is a personal trainer in the gym wearing a yellow shirt is super sexy. He could lift me any time he wants ;)
I purposely let a door slam shut in front of a hot girl following me into a building today. I did this as a small victory dedicated for men everywhere...
Leading Brand Comedy saved my life. It took my sanity, but saved my life.
I was drunk at a party, and I broke the seal so I had to pee every five minutes. Anyway, when I was peeing I was texting, so I was distracted. I ended up getting like a baseball sized wet area around my fly because I wasn't exactly cleared for takeoff. Needless to say I held my jacket in front of my jeans and got the fuck out of there. Nobody noticed. Score.
Where are the affordable skirts and dresses for the more conservative girl? I see all these cute and relatively affordable dresses and skirts but the hemlines are just so high that I would never feel comfortable or confident wearing them. Any skirts or dresses that I do find that at least reach the knees often end up being too pricey, too formal, or too matronly. Why, fashion, why!? I just want to wear something feminine without having to worry about my more private assets showing.
You promised me commitment. I waited and waited. I was an idiot for thinking you were telling the truth.
I don't understand why girls need to be such bitches. If you are going to have a party you should probably expect people to show up. Once it gets big that does not give you the right to yell in everyone's faces, push people and be a total raging brat. Cool your load and enjoy the party. If you don't want people to show up then don't have one.
To that boy with the black Swiss Army backpack who insists on watching videos at full volume in Anderson: No. That's incredibly rude. Go to your dorm, or use headphones. Nobody wants to hear your game walkthroughs with an incessant amount of cursing.