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The only thing more corrupt than Linda Hanson is Res Life. My god such rampant cronyism. Area coordinators taking their favorite RAs out for $100+ meals, problems going unsolved because they don't like the RA who reports them, etc. The only way to motivate them is to complain in a public forum online where it could tarnish their image. Then they will fix the problem and ask you to take down the post or they'll bully an admin into removing it. Hell, they might request that this get taken down (please protect my free speech HU Confessions admin!). They only care about their image and helping their friends out.
I'm really grateful to be a part of Hamline. I love all the people that I've met here, the classes I've taken, and the organizations I've been a part of. In Middle School and High School I was always afraid to be myself; people would call me a loner, a retard, and make fun of me for dressing/being a certain way. When I came to Hamline none of that happened. I was finally able to feel appreciated, to meet people who care about me for all of my identities. I think about all the schools I could have gone to. I could have saved more money going to the U of M or Saint Cloud, but I realize that I wouldn't have been happy being at large schools where I'm just a face in the crowd. I wanted to say that I'm extremely grateful to be here and that I love my Hamline family. Thank you for making Hamline a great community to be a part of. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and a great rest of the year.
Josiah the math tutor is so hot... it's hard to concentrate on calc when I can't stop staring at his cute face and perfect body.
Boom Boom Cha Boom Boom Cha
There once was a brother by the name of Shappell
he like white men and he was hot as hell
then a punk named Marvina who made himself a sin
Because he didn't like Shappell the king of Hamline
Now Shappell got married to Lou Tomlinson
but he took of for the war and left him alone-a
it was a moan-a, a groan-a he left her alone-a
he didn't write a letter and he didn't text-a-phone-a
Tomlinson, he was faithful he was chastity tight
dude, he was the son of a duke, and totally white
Now, Shappell loved Lou like Adonis loved Venus
and Lou loved Shappell because he had a big….sword.
That's all for now.
So my roommates joke nonstop about having anal sex with each other... but I am pretty sure they are serious. What do I do?
The Martha, that doesn't work at Starbucks, is intoxicatingly cute. I'm not saying that the Starbucks Martha isn't, she is, but this Martha amazes me with her musical skills and hilariously witty comments. I just feel that she isn't appreciated as much as the other Martha. I just wish you'd notice a guy like me.
Seriously, where are all Hamline gay guys?
there are a select few really gorgeous and attractive girls at Hamline! HIT ME UP lol