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A young girl, a freshman, I met in a bar in Dinkytown my junior year at Hamline told me early one fall that “Life is full of endless possibilities.” I tried valiantly not to choke on the beer nuts I was chewing while she gushed this kidney stone of wisdom, and I calmly washed them down with the rest of a Heineken, smiled and concentrated on the dart game that was going on in the corner. Needless to say, she did not live to see her sophomore year. That winter, her body was found floating in the Mississippi River, decapitated, her head hung from a tree on the bank, her hair knotted around a low-hanging branch, three miles away.
My boyfriend wanted me to give him oral with peanut butter as an "enhancement" but he got extra chunky from the c-store instead of smooth and there ended up just being nuts everywhere! (Pun intended) ;) despite the mess and the necessary showering before getting to the main event, he loved it and hell, it tasted good.
I have yet to meet a decent girl on this campus. Please girlies step your game up at least try...
Yea lets not set off ur pepper spray at a party next time, k? kthx
I am honestly not sure how liked I am by my friends, I feel like I need to re-evaluate something about me
The passion to learn that I had three years ago is just not there anymore, and I feel that this decision I am going to make is the best thing for me to do right now.
Along with the pressure from certain family members to be "successful", "rich", support the WHOLE family financially, and the constant thought of how I am going to pay for all of this has driven me over the edge and I just cannot do it anymore. I haven't told my dad yet, and I know that he will be angry and upset, but I just pray that he will understand my decision, Because I know this meant a lot to him.
Thanks for the memories, Hamline.
I babysit puppies on the weekends because I can and I make bank.
I think we need to breakup. We've been together since the beginning of the year and the way you are so romantic just pisses me off. Why do you love me so much? I just wanna be free. I just wanna be with Henry. Stop fucking loving me.