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New Hamline ad campaign being released this upcoming fall.
I can relate to the girl (at least, I assume you're a girl) who peed in the orange juice carton because the bathroom was occupied. But, for me it's a little easier. I'm 6'2" and just hang it over the kitchen sink. All pipes go to the same place anyways, right?
Once, I was so desperate to pee while my roommate was showering, that I squatted over an orange juice carton in the kitchen.
So last night (Monday, January 27th) someone were throwing snowballs up at our window (Peterson building) and honking like crazy outside. I peeked out and there seem to be two guys? or a guy and a girl? Couldn't tell, yelling up, something about coming down? Who noes, and got back into their car and waited for a while before they started honking again. Whoever you are and whoever you were suppose to pick up, y'all got the wrong window. Better luck next time dude! But please don't do it in the middle of the night -.-
Just spent the night talking dirty with a girl over Facebook and dropped at least a few lines from "Day of the Doctor," namely a couple of John Hurt's and one of Tom Baker's. Turned her on big time in that context. I'm not sure whether or not this makes me feel like a fucking champ for invoking the Doctor, or depressed that she didn't get the reference. I'm gonna go with the former for the sake of my otherwise flaccid ego. #GallifreyStands
I'm reading about all of the sexual stuff and drinking and drug use and I'm wondering if anyone gives a shit about anything anymore. this is the kind of thinking that got me suicidal. if you guys aren't giving a damn why should I try too?
YO pardon the shameless self-promotion, BUT: to all you drinking age Hamline folk, Panther Ray is playing THIS THURSDAY (January 30th) at the TURF CLUB with FALCON ARROW and DELTA LYRAE. Come on out, drink copious amounts of alcohol and celebrate the end of J-Term!
The best sex I have is drunk and with people I've just met. When I'm dating someone I get sexually bored with them really, really fast. I think I have a problem.