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So I need help.
When my girlfriend and I are intimate, she feels like throwing up no matter what we do, even something as little as me grabbing her butt as she walks up the stairs. She gets extremely angry at me if I ask to do anything. She never wants to do anything, and I'm worried for her. I think she is either asexual, or a lesbian who hasn't come clean to herself yet. (although she is completely grossed out by vaginas)
Either way, I just really want her to be happy. What do I do? I really really love her and want her to be happy.
College protip: if you have to say "I know someone just said this" or "Like so and so said" then there is no need to say whatever you're about to say. Skip to the part that is different or don't talk. You aren't clever or smart, you're annoying.
After binge watching Breaking Bad, I had a dream I was engaging sexual contact with Walter White. I'm a (questionably) straight male.
There are thirteen species of aliens, nine of which want our bones.
I miss Elliot Johnson on this campus.
Whenever I fall head over heels for someone and realize I usually cry myself to sleep. I have the scariest feeling that I am going to lose them, or something worse could happen like them ended up stabbing me in the back. I practically just bawl. I am very emotionally damaged, I hard a hard time growing up. I don't feel like I could tell anyone or even the person I like though. What girl wants to be with an emotionally damaged guy. Thank you hamline confessions for being there for me as I lie here and cry now. I guess its kinda like talking to someone.
Its not your body that I like you for. I think your face is cute and your hair is pretty, but what I really like about you is your personality. I love how accepting you are of other people, you are different, I love your laugh and your smile, I love how we like the same things. I wish I wasn't such a wussy, I would say it to your face, but I'm afraid it would scare you off.
http://chronicle.com/article/Executive-Compensation-at/143541/#id=14692_173665