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Why does US News rank Hamline so highly? I know we're a decent school, but they seem to rank us higher amongst other universities in the Midwest than most other college-ranking organizations.
Special shoutout to the girl who changed my life for the better. I am so lucky to have found you, and you make me happier than I have ever been at any point in my life. I am extremely privileged to be with you and it is my daily goal to strive to be able to make you feel as good as you make me feel. With every minute, I am increasingly sure that you are the one, forever and more. I love you <3
I don't like fish. I don' like eating them or seeing them living. Their little fish eyes give me the willies and I feel like they're judging me. Also, they don't taste or smell good in my opinion. I also feel remarkably guilty when I see fish in tanks or fish bowls. I know gold fish have 3 second memories, but it might still be terrifying to be the fish with like less than a foot of space to move in. I know I didn't put them there, but man do I feel guilty about it. Fish are meant to be free, like in Finding Nemo, or does that just apply to animated clown fish? Think on a fish today, folks. Those creepy fuck ers.
Hey Guys! Are you wondering how much she really likes you? No problem! The next time she's near, a quick burp or fart is an excellent way to gauge your relationship. She won't be able to hide her true feelings...
To the white male STARBUCKS BARISTA at Anderson with glasses... Thank you for "ordering me a compliment" and telling me that I looked very pretty today and then offering me a free drink. Also, sorry for being super awkward and stuttering (aka not being able to say a word). I know you noticed my blushing since you mentioned it... but I also got extremely shaky for the following 30 minutes, in fact I still am... which is probably why this message is rambling on now... Being awkward really has its downfall at times. But anyways, even though I am taken, it doesn't mean I can't take a compliment! So thank you! From the awkward shy girl
Who knows about the hamline apartments? I live in an off campus house this year, is it true that I can't live in those next year because they run off a point system?
Jeff Rueter looks so hot in his glasses. mmh :)
It says Hamline University Confessions, that means all of Hamline, not just the undergrad population… I'm in the law library all the time, and I don't think anyone knows I'm an undergrad, because I'm not a dick about it. They like their library quiet, I like quiet too.