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I woke up today. THANKS LINDA
Party got busted and I got a minor. THANKS LINDA
Napkins keep getting stuck in the despensers. THANKS LINDA.
I steal food from Anderson as sort of an asshole tax.
I lost a bet with my friend and had to pop a viagra before class.
I peed on my roommates toothbrush because he owes me money.
So my girlfriend graduates after this semester, and is going to law school out west. I keep telling her how happy I am, and in all honesty I am really happy for her. But the truth is, I'm feeling really sad. I truly love this girl and I don't want to lose her. I want to ask her to stay, but I could never ask her to give up her dreams for me. I want her to be happy, but I want her to be here with me. I know that is selfish. I know I should be really happy her dreams are coming true, but in all reality I'm feeling very depressed. I can't tell her any of this. If I could, I'd say, Babe, I want you to stay. But, if you must go, I wish you nothing but a lifetime of happiness. Please don't forget about the good times we had, and maybe one day we can come back together. I love you with all of my heart, and I want you to be happy. I'll never forget you.
Broke up with my girlfriend. THANKS LINDA