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I need a date to an event coming up this spring, I am a tall blonde athlete 22 years old, single and not really looking for a relationship. I can't promise much, but I can promise you this. I will be a perfect gentleman. I will make sure you have a good time. I will make sure you are safe. I won't harass you, and anything physical (goodnight kiss,cuddling in the back seat on the way to the event, holding hands) is up to you. This event includes an amazing selection of food, a four course dinner and dancing if you are interested. It will be a formal event, so you will get to dress up and play Gatsby for a night. Any ladies that are interested, please like and comment so I can reach you with the details.
When I'm working out, I feel good. I feel normal. I feel like I'm alive. When I'm not, I can't get out of bed. I can't get my homework done. I can't do anything. I hate being depressed. I hate feeling this way. I hate feeling like this. How do I get out of this hole?
I would do anything to be as pretty as Jordan Schiffler. Seriously girl, how do you manage to look cute every single day even when you just throw on a sweatshirt and jeans?! Plus you looked SO GOOD at fireball. Keep up the good work beautiful :)
WHERE IS LARRY? LARRY!!
Guys. I found Larry.
We're all Larry. On the inside.
I walked into my dorm and there was a dead kangaroo stuffed full of Brazilian dollars falling out of my closet. Thanks Linda.
Im drinking beer in the shower cause my roommate's asleep and is against drinking.
I like to imagine that the squirrels are Pokemon waiting to be captured and trained by Hamline students.