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i think its hilarious that theta ki barely put any effort into painting the eagles, they didnt even fully dig them out, then boom the sorority comes by and repaints them RIGHT covering the full statue and not making them look like clowns nice job ladies
To the guy in the first floor manor bathroom hacking up loogies and spitting them out in the shower. You best be legitimately fucking dying to warrant that kind of disgusting shit. Please post a sign on that shower that you've claimed it as your own so nobody else has to wade in your snot.
To everyone who wears things with upside down crosses in an attempt to be edgy our protest "the man," you do realize it's a Catholic symbol representing that they aren't holy enough to wear a cross. The pope has then on his chair.
For the first time in the 3 year's i've been sitting in the Student HUB a student actually came up to me and greeted me out of kindness and not to give me a flyer or anything of that sort. I have to say it made my day. I was a bit sad because of the loneliness, but that brighten my day. Thank you to the person who stepped out of his way to greet me. It just shows that sometimes a smile and a greeting can make a persons day go from a frown to a smile.
With my first boyfriend I faked every orgasm because I thought I had masturbated too much and had built up a tolerance.
I wanna puke all over Hamline, make it buy me more drinks, puke on it again, then have sex with it. Mmmm Hamline.
Every day that I decide to go eat breakfast, I get my hopes up really high that the bistro will serve biscuits and gravy, but its always egg, ham, and cheese croissant. The good part is I'm never really upset because its always a damn good sandwhich!
I just heard Amy singing in her room to herself and i have got to say damn girl you got some beautiful pipes and yes i stood outside your door listening until the song was over. so cool you live in peterson now you can walk to my room and sing me lullabies, please?