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Let me tell you something about President Hanson. We were best friends in college. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in our 3rd year, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he transferred to Indiana State, and Linda was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my graduation party, which was a fundraising-for-grad-school pool party, I was like, "Linda, I can't invite you, because I think you take people’s tuition and use it for stupid things." I mean I couldn't have a tuition taker at my party. There were gonna be people there with TUITION. I mean, right? She was a TUITION STEALER! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so stupid. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall as the president, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
To the dude who was playing guitar outside today at 12:45 p.m.: You play beautifully and made my day a little brighter. Thank you. Keep on strummin' man.
There was a girl at lunch today (4/9) at about 11:45 with wavy blonde hair and blue eyes in a long whitish dress sitting with her African American friend who had curly hair. She was by the window area that overlooks Snelling. She was beautiful.
I remember sophomore year of high school, I spent countless hours listening to Best Coast's "Boyfriend" when my best friend chose to be with another girl. He's been single for the last few years, and we went to prom together as friends my senior year. I feel badly for him because he's struggling to find someone, but now that I'm in a successful relationship, I feel he's the one who ought to regret it.
Is anyone at Hamline actually single or should i just try online dating?
I have to confess, I've had a huge crush on Za for a long time.
Okay so I was talking with [redacted] the other day and [pronoun redacted] said that they were pissed that someone didn't understand that they were purposefully making posts with the word "[redacted]" in it to protest censorship and the freedom of speech. [pronoun redacted] was just flabbergasted that someone would see a heavily censored post in the middle of a bunch of anonymous compliments with names and think that HUC would be censoring that.
I, [redacted], feel that we are pandering to fearmongering [redacted] who feel the need to protect people from reality. How do we figure out what to censor? Are college students mature enough to understand repercussions of their actions? Should we push the legal definition of an adult up to 30 just to be sure, and censor everything for people under that? Let [redacted] speak their damn mind, and for those of you who are bored to tears by this, please replace any "[redacted]" you see with the name Jared Hillson or Stalin von Killington or whatever made up name tickles your fancy. Either way, 1st Amendment rights should come before the people who are going to turn into helicopter parents.
Thank you,
-- [Redacted]
I've grown too used the sound of your breathing to be able to sleep in silence.