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It's weird knowing a girl could steal my girl, when I'm not a girl. #hamline
I think Mallory is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Can't help but stare every time I see her
So my friend got some hash oil from Colorado and wanted to smoke it, so we went Hideaway and Smokedale in Dinkytown but their dab rigs they were selling were overpriced. So, we went home figured we could come up with an alternative. We heated a spoon on the stove, and dabbed the oil onto the spoon with a dirt picker while inhaling through a straw. The straw kinda melted, so we probably inhaled some chemicals...not to mention all the metal shit from the spoon. Then, we played with glow sticks in the dark, but they broke and all the fluorescent goo spilled onto the floor and our hands. We rubbed it on our clothes and arms and had a glow party until we remembered hearing that this shit is toxic. That's when I got the swisher out and scrubbed the shit outa the floor to save us from cancer. But then, my roommate yelled at me for wrecking the hardwood floors with the swisher.
Don't do drugs.
jk fuck tha police that was a fun night
Peter Gregg,
You are so cute and every time I see you in the halls I wish that I could talk to you or smile at you, but I am so nervous.
Sincerely,
Your second floor Drew Hall crush
I found out I'm failing chemistry and might not graduate on time and I nearly relapsed. But I didn't. 125 days self harm free.
I just found out I have chlamydia and I have a new partner. My doctor gave me medicine for myself as well as my partner. Would it be wrong of me to lie and tell him I have strep throat and tell him to take the medicine, if I know he has not had sex with anyone else... he'd still be getting treated, and this way we dont need to blame one another, as itsnunclear who had it first..
Damn it! I heard Ripley was on campus today and I missed it. Why don't you come around more often?
I have a huge crush on Kole Spencer and I don't care who knows it!
[this is obviously a lie since I am submitting this to an anonymous confessions comment thread, but hey, I'm trying to build up my courage to say something]