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It is very unfortunate that so many people are against third party candidates in American politics. I can understand the logic that people have in this political climate when they say to 3rd party voters that they are wasting their vote, or worse, that their vote only helps Trump. However, I find it very strange and slightly hypocritical when this is coming from former Bernie supporters. Bernie supporters were the voters that wished to see the two party system fail the most. Bernie likely wouldn't have had the successful run that he had if he never decided to run as a Dem in the first place. So, you can argue for people to suck it up and vote for Hillary in order to stop Trump, but keep in mind, especially if you are against the two party system, that when you discourage people from voting third party, or even having an interest in third party candidates, you are actively strengthening the two party system that you claim(ed) to be against. This time around, of course third party candidates don't have a chance. But the more we accept and encourage people to take interest in third party candidates, the more influence third party candidates will have in future elections. After that, you can give them your lesser of two evils speil.

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I'm looking for a room to rent in all female house next to campus for a 2016-17 school year. Please, post your offers here, and I will contact you. Thank you.

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Look, in all seriousness, minions probably reproduce asexually and aren't intelligent enough to have any idea of gender. They do not have any primary or secondary sexual characteristics. They're assigned male human names based on human notions of gender, like the idea that men are strong workers who perform manual labor. They are all boys simply because that's what humans say they are. So no, having sex with a "male" minion would not reflect upon your sexual orientation in any way. This branches into a larger disquisition of minion identity that needs to be explored in order to truly appreciate minions. The essence of a minion is that it lives on its villain's behalf. Moreover, minions do not have individual or collective identities. It is said in the movie "Minions" that their biological directive is to find the most evil, most powerful villain and serve their needs. What biological directive do organisms with individual identities have? Procreation. Minions are not individuals with their own desires or personalities. They are Igors mixed with Meeseeks, but with a much lower level of intelligence. They do not live to benefit their species by reproducing. They don't have real feelings. You could kill a minion in the most excruciatingly painful, drawn out, torturous way, and you would still be allowed into Heaven. I sincerely believe that you would not be judged by God for any crime you have committed against a minion. They do not have any individual hopes or aspirations. Harming a minion would be the same as sawing into a wooden board, except a minion would scream however they would have no deeper understanding of what is going on. Becausw they cannot feel, minions cannot experience arousal either. They can't have sex, and they probably don't have genitals. With that in mind, their biological directive to serve humans probably renders them capable of sexually pleasuring humans. They would not see sex as pursuit of procreation or their own pleasure, meaning they would wholeheartedly devote themselves to satisfying their human in every way. Although they likely do not have genitals, they could probably perform amazing oral and anal sex beyond any known living human's capabilities. Theoretically, minions would be perfect sex slaves, and their would be nothing morally reprehensible about it.

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To the gloryhole cocksucker- where is it? I would love to exchange with you

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When school is back in session where can you get good gay sex on campus? I need it

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How much privilege do great white sharks have?

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Let's just all pull a Jonestown so we don't have to see anyone on campus ever again.

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who isn't stomping around constantly drinking coffee?

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