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I hate when guys say they don't just want sex, but then it happens and they don't talk to you anymore.
Part of me knew that friendship wasn't going to last, but I was kind of hoping that it would. Guess I just didn't think our friendship was so disposable to you...
My roommate's drama drives me to drinking.
Sometimes when I'm cooking, I talk out loud to a fake camera and pretend I have my own cooking show.
Not dark enough to be black, not light enough to be white. Why can't I just be one race?
Every time I hook up with other dudes, they always get weirdly attached to me and want to rush into a relationship. All I want is no strings attached sex and my dick sucked when my girlfriend isn't in the mood. Is that so much to ask? Some guys need to calm down and realize that people don't use Grindr for relationships, just sex.
Fuck all you gun toting hip gangster wanabes fuck retro anything fuck your tattoos fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memory. You tell me that the Marine Corps is fundamentally wrong. You tell me that the real terrorists wear $1000 suits and run the companies that own this country. You tell me that enlisted personnel die in vain, and that nobody ever had to. If it wasn't for volunteers your ass would be grass. They take on that sacrifice so you don't have to. It isn't about what's right or wrong its about a meaningful sacrifice for the man next to youand your loved ones at at home. The only reason you're aloud to think these arocities that you poorly attempt to combat logic with is because of the thousands who came before you, their blood sweat and tears, and countless lost souls who didn't throw it all away for a politician and his tie, but because someone had to go and you were too much of a coward to do your part. So take the blessing paid in blood for granted, ignorance is your right as an American citizen. But don't forget the reason you're able to walk away and point your finger without explaining a thing is because of those who died. Have you no sense of pride?
The realization that Hamline is actually a great school to go to... Ouch... I know right?