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Trump should be an adjunct professor. Which subject/classes should he teach?
Fayneese is bae.
Sometimes while my roommate and their fuck buddy are going at it in the middle of the night, I like to tune in. Oh my my, how the bunk beds rumple and shift rhythmically........
The thought of first year students either being or becoming financially crippled eventually puts me at soothing ease.
If I flunk Hamline, I could always go to my backup plan: stripping. Not just ordinary stripping but rather a clown stripper. Have a unique position in a unique job market. Through my Snow White pale ass body and rainbow painted hair/body hair (nothing shaved) , seductive wacky pole dancing, and tricks up my sleeves and other areas, my customers have their balloons blown through their jeans, their honkers honked and leave stimulated, satatified, and utterly confused simultaneously.
please flush when you leave the bathroom. you are adults, act like it.
For all of you idealists at Hamline, I'll put this as blunt as it is. The only two people with practical chances to become president are Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. If you think Trump is worse but don't want to vote for Clinton on idealist grounds you are doing exactly what Trump hopes for. Clinton is not perfect, but sometimes you have to start where you are instead instead of wishing for other options.
There are those who dye their hair while others polish their nails. As for me, I paint my nipples with body paint on a biweekly basis. Just the nip, not anywhere else. My nips are turquoise now but I'm thinking about changing them soon. Any suggestions for the next color selection?