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I have a huge crush on one of my professors. It may be cliché, but I just can't help it. I've even started dreaming about him. Is it pathetic that I imagine we're the same age? If only I could figure out how old he really is...
Who else thinks Tyler Gonzales is the hottest man alive?
I always like to see trends in the hip-hop community trickle down to the mainstream rappers and then to the general population. People being saying and doing shit that hip-hoppers stopped doing months ago like it's cool because it was on the radio or mtv.
Can't stop thinkin' 'bout dat sexy Josh Bauer #cantstopwontstop
Paul Hoffman... Be my Bae!
It never fails; as soon as I get broken up with, everyone else is jumping into relationships. Damn.
I see horrific shit, especially at my shitty retail job. I see people argue over 5 cents, I see people smash carts into each other like a bloody game of go-carts. I see people lose their damn minds over nothing and scream at helpless retail workers over nothing. I see this shit and I think to myself, "This is why the aliens don't want to talk to us! We're assholes!" I know not everyone is an asshole, but yikes, if the average Retail Shopper represents the human population, we are screwed for interstellar communication. We are the asshole neighbor next door in this galaxy that no one wants to talk to. Shape up, humanity, I wanna meet some aliens.