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The knives in my back hurt more than I expected. Guess the phase out process is going to begin here soon.
Every time I look at peach rings, I think of you.
I really hate Adventure Time. I think it's a stupid show. And I hate it.
I was jerkin off felt a fart and then realized I shit my pants
u MUHHFUCKAHS THINK U HARD CUZ U GO TO HAMLINE? FUKK THAT SHIT, U [word removed] CAN'T HANDLE DA ICE OVA HERE AT AUGSBURG. TALK 2 ME WHEN Y'ALL [word removed] GET SUM REAL TURF CUZ I BE THERE WAITIN. JUST WAIT.
There have been a lot of negative confessions on this page lately and on a more positive note I would like to point out that as a University we are incredibly lucky that someone as good looking as Joanna Chapman attends our school.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm a Pokemon and shoot water at my roommate screaming Squirtle use water gun!
I wish I was taller, had muscles, wasn't fat, and a sick beard. It seems like life would be a little easier if I had body privilege.