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My pee smells like an electrical fire and I'm scared
I am totally into this dude I only see in the drew science building. Please help a girl out!
The Bee Movie is the best movie, a perfect showcase of the cultural appropriation of bees and how the bees have experienced artificial scarcity due to the exploitation of their labor by the bourgeoisie of capitalistic white pigs. The bees represent us, the everyday person who works for their entire life, doing one specialized job in the huge assembly of honey, an allusion to the industrial revolution, and the assembly line management of early capitalists. The discovery of the exploitation of bees by the those who work for the bourgeoisie occurs and thus there is the call for the proletariat uprising, and they do so by suing the corporations and the celebrities who capitalize on the hard work of us "bees". Those who are represent the corporations are mostly capitalist white men, who employ a crooked, literal "fat cat" lawyer whose arguments could be linked to the overall apathy of the proletariat's suffering and alienation of their labor, and loosely to capitalistic propaganda against communism. The deciding factor to win the lawsuit for the bees was to take a smoke gun used to by the beekeepers to subdue the bees, as evidence of the direct harm the bourgeoisie does to the working class; the jury finally sees this injustice and sees the flaws of their capitalistic system. They win the case and from here, the Vangaurd Party is typically established after the revolution, however the director alludes the the glory of the Vangaurd Party by showing the bees receiving all the honey that was wrongfully extracted and thus by seizing the means of production, all the bees are happy and have all the honey to equally share for all of them. From this, we see that the world's foliage has decreased as pollination ceases from the bees not working any more; this represents the fall of capitalism once a communist society has been achieved as the bourgeoisie rely on the work of the proletariat and once the working class unites they are finished. Of course all of this is supposedly subtle so of course the movie ends on a happy ending with the bees helping the humans to subvert the hidden themes. All in all, The Bee Movie is truly a masterpiece of the subtle inequalities and exploitation of capitalism within our society. 5/5 stars.
Hamline is like the shitty summer bible camp your parents used to make you go to, but this time you came here voluntarily, and the desire to leave is ten fold.
The StarsBucks in Anderson should've been an Super America.
Just an FYI: Starting now I will be hiding a Topper's medium, single topping Pizza somewhere on campus every Friday around 2:30pm. If you find it, it's yours, if no one finds it before 5:00pm then it's mine for the taking. Good Luck!
All you fucking weebs don't know TRUE anime, I mean "Attack on Titan", "Naruto", "Dragon Ball Z" and those sorts of memes? NAH! What kind of scrub normie level anime is that?! A TRUE anime fan like myself knows that REAL anime isn't any of that bullshit. REAL anime has drama, excellent story telling, life-like characters that develop over the course of said story, and sick ass animation, and art. So you butthurt weebs are probably asking, "Well what kind of anime does this dickhead watch then?"
Well I'm glad you asked you filthy weaboos cause let me educate you: The realest anime ever, and even Miyazaki agrees, is:
CORY IN THE HOUSE
With King of The Hill, and SpongeBob SquarePants in close second and third. Seriously you guys, if you haven't even watched one of these fine animes, then you guys aren't REAL anime fans. Turn in your stupid ninja headbands, and katanas losers, cause real anime fans wear SpongeBob shirts and carry Propane accessories.