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Anyone know how much it costs for a blow job on the green line?
I am a very liberal, completely accepting person, but a lot of you Hamlinites out there are soft. Not everything is offensive or ignorant, so stop taking everything that way.
I took viagra for fun and now i have a swollen dick because of friction and lasting so long. i have never been in so much pain.
Money is not the root of all evil. Blaming a physical object for the actions of those who use it is foolish. It's like saying weed and alcohol are evil substances just because some people abuse them. People are the root of all evil. Money is simply a tool used to make evil intentions easier to achieve. So any time you see a rich person being evil, just understand that's an evil person who has the means to be evil. And don't think for a second that, given the money to do so, you couldn't be evil too.
"Nah, bruh."
-Rosa Parks
Another semester of feeling lonely down in the Student lounge. Music is the only the thing that keeps me going.
I have found a vending machine on campus that always gives me two drinks if I press the button multiple times when selecting a drink. Sticking it to hamline $1.50 at a time :P
I'm kind of upset why my parents circumcised me, like why is this a thing?! My parents didn't do it for any religious reasons either so I don't understand?! I'm not doing this stupid US trend to my kids that's for sure.