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Who is that girl on the Hamline Basketball team that was dating Rubio last year? THIS IS IMPORTANT
Why do you insist on coming to Anderson high all the time? I just want to write my gilmore girl fan fiction in peace.
I wish all bathrooms on campus were gender neutral. I understand that some people could feel uncomfortable with multiple genders using the same facilities, but I have lived right next to a men's bathroom for multiple years now and, as a girl, it is extremely frustrating. I don't want to see your wee wee, I just want to poop here.
Is Joe Setrum single?
*holds the elevator for security*
Me "good afternoon sir, going up?"
Security "no we're going down" *presses B* "I was just bringing my trash can back up to 3" security"why do you have elevator access?" Me"I had a heart operation last semester" security "you look fine to me I'm taking away your elevator access I don't think anyone without crutches needs the elevator and if you don't need it you shouldn't have access" me"I don't think I'm the only one without crutches who has access" security"well if I catch them I'll do the same" think about that if ur about to hold the drew elevator for security. Just had a smoke and blew a snot rocket on the ground. That is all.
Went to the bathroom around 2am in Manor, and the lights flickered. I didn't really think much of it but when I was walking back to my room I heard banging like if you banged on a door really hard and fast. I quickly turned around but there was no one there. When I turned around the banging stopped, but when I turned back it happened again. I guess someone could have been pounding on their door from the inside but who would do that? I'm going with the "it was totally a ghost" theory. It was freeeeaky.
My ex broke up with me based on life goals being the opposite of each other. He is still in love with me and I'm still in love with him. He's dating a new girl and I'm acting as his best friend and match maker, all while having a friends with benefits relationship with him. Something's wrong with me. Help knock some sense into my head.
If evolution doesn't exist, then how do you explain Pokemon? Checkmate, creationists.