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So what hamline meant by "open minded" is that you have a right to your own opinion, unless it doesnt agree with everyone and you will be ripped to shreds shortly after you finish your comment
I'm inspired by feminist revolutionaries of our past and want to start a movement for this new era. Who would be down to start meeting to discuss intersections of oppression and change the world?
My grandmother is a racist and I don't know how to address this. I guarentee she'll accuse me of hating my own race (but let's be real, white people do suck).
I would definitely marry someone from dubai. That is where the wealth is right now.
Quit calling yourself my friend if you don't take anything I say seriously and don't feel my opinions and feelings are valid. Why even talk to me if you're not going to take me seriously anyway?
To the confession about the cute guy in the elevator: if you are a dude that was wearing headphones, I might be the cute guy you're talking about? In the Apartments? I'm the dude that embarrassed myself by almost getting off of the elevator on the wrong floor (the one you were getting on). Anyway, I'm into it and you're really cute. Say hi next time?
I honestly hate most of you that I see on campus. The mere sight of your vapid faces causes me to reel in disgust. Seriously, Starbucks? At least support your fucking peers that work at ginkgos instead of paying 6 bucks a fucking pop for fake coffee. I'd tell more of you to off yourselves but I can't comment anonymously. You're all idiots, you're all vapid. I hate undergrads, including me. You all have less culture than Nascar, which is SERIOUSLY A PROBLEM. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH CULTURE NASCAR HAS? NONE. ZERO. ZIP. GOOSE EGGS. NADA. Read a fucking book. Don't even get me started on how sensitive the lot of you are. Shit.
I'm really drunk, and we're all idiots.
Whoever keeps throwing toilet paper into the Drew 2nd floor urinal, you're a shit-faced cock master.