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Are there any socialists on campus who would like to start an org of some sort?
I open The Oracle to find an anti-vaxxer's opinion, and par for the course, it's full of ignorance and misplaced fear mongering. More scrutiny in the pharmaceutical industry is a good idea, but we should be much more afraid of the outbreak of a preventable deadly disease than of rare allergic reactions and chemicals with big names.
Kanye has a jar he pays the Pope to spit into that he uses to lube up when he jacks off. Praise Yeezus! Boosie be with you.
Dragonball Z is one of the worst anime/manga I've ever encountered. Every new villain is on a higher level of strength than the protagonists, so the author invents random ways for them to become stronger, even though the power they had before was supposedly 'the pinnacle of power'. Seriously, the realm where 1 Earth day is 1 year is a beyond pathetic way of powering up a character quickly, and how many goddamn super sayan forms are there? And, when in a pinch, just combine your power with someone else's! Like every solution for overcoming an overpowered foe is so anticlimactic and unoriginal. This confessions is so long that I won't even go into how lame their fight scenes are, but they are terrible.
The dress is white/gold PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!1111111 not blue/black are u fucking ppl dumb.
I have jerked off in almost every bathroom on campus.
I'm equally proud and ashamed.
It is my goal to one day be the only person who made an entire confessions update's worth of posts.
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