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This professional writing course should be so damn easy but the prof makes it so damn hard
In order for me to make child, he must first chop off his balls in sacrifice to me. Then I give him child
-- Badass mofo
I want to give Adam an angle 5 to the perineum. Mostly because he encourages that shot. Love ya man, good luck out there.
I'm about to graduate and for the last four years I've been wondering why Hamline bathrooms don't provide toilet seat covers. I don't want my ass touching where someone else's ass has been. When I lived in the dorms my freshman year I developed a habit of making seat covers out of toilet paper and now I still do it in all public bathrooms automatically without first checking if there are toilet seat covers available. #thanksLinda
JM I want you to know that there's nothing more than I'd want than to be with you. To feel your touch and taste your lips just once more. And I should've have said it then but if you two ever part or if you finally wake up leave her (because you deserve to be happy) that I'd have you again. Like I said, there's nothing I want more than to be with you again. It kills me every day, for now all I have are the memories of us.
Why couldn't Gwen and Eve sing Fancy?
Mom: I thought you said Daquan was a plumber.
Me: Shit, I said Daquan lay down that pipe.
I've got a real, non-rhetorical question for all the social justice advocates out there - they say that white people can't experience racism. What about anti-semitism? Most Jews are white, but isn't it a real and dangerous form of racism? I've been made to feel humiliated for being Jewish, and I'm white. But still, isn't this racism?