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If you've ever wondered what it's like to have a sociopath as a friend [redacted] is your guy.
On the verge of a mental breakdown. Who's with me?
You have made your bed I know better than to sleep in it.
better off dead than the hell that will become of it.
you have hurt my head
but I'm not denying that
I did not bring this on myself
Eric Steffen, you are so cute! I want you! ??
you can't post statuses about supporting minorities and the poor when you're laying in your bed literally covered in twenty dollar bills. You're so outspoken people don't realize that you're SO fucking privileged.
Maybe as a senior I shouldn't hammer down half a bottle of jack, but that disappointment of life ahead makes me scared and this is my hank moody solution to life so fuck off I make enough money as it is.
You're so stupid, when you were sleeping, you rolled over and your dick touched your hand, and you freaked out because your dick, brain, and hand all reacted independently.
I just saw a guy that looks like Dave Franco with short hair. What is his name? He's super cute!