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So what happened to the Facebook page? I can't find it anymore. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
Brandon rly
So what are all the different cords and academic regalia that graduating seniors wear? And what do they mean? I'm just curious for when I graduate!
I say that I love the stars
But in truth, They scare me.
I have these nightmares where
I get sucked up into the night sky
And I drift among the stars
For all eternity.
And it's so lonely.
And it's so cold.
And They look at me
With such indifference.
And I cry.
And my tears float around my face.
And They see, but They don't care.
They keep their warmth
To themselves.
And my tears freeze into crystals.
And reflected in them
Are the stars.
anybody else ever get drunk at 10 in the morning and listen to this is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about and hear the birds tweet their way into the day and just wonder what the fuck is going to happen with myself and with everything and if it is all going to be okay or if I'm just going to die bored and alone on a coffin made of empty beer cans?
I legitimately think that that girl named Lane something or other is the prettiest girl at Hamline.
Great memorial weekend with my blue blood friends flying the flag of the best country in history on my dad's yacht, he even let me have a wine cooler. As I savored the last drops my pink carbonated malt liquor and corn syrup beverage I found in myself in an elated state. In this elated state I was dazzled by the grace of our majestic banner dancing about the wind. A she dipped and twirled and danced like a beautiful woman I remembered my chivalric duty to defend her from all those who would threaten her honor. The flag burning hippies, the drug crazed pot junkies, and christian killer atheists... I pledge to smite all them in debate with my devilish wit so that we may finally be one nation under our chomo' god, indivisible in homogenous thought, with liberty and justice for all who can afford a lawyer and a yacht. Then dad caught me drinking... Ok I wasn't supposed to have that wine cooler. I'm in trouble.
-Yacht Boy
It's my last year here, WHY does ever conceivable freaking thing possible have to make getting my financial aid so fucking hard! Come on!