Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"If there is anything that Hamline has proven to me, it is that liberal arts is just another term for high school. For the few students that have matured and act their age... props, major props. I have a new respect for you. For those that still act like they did in their "glory days," suck a fat one, actually, just suck mine, it's pretty average but I know how to get the point across."
"I could make up random things for days and get them all posted. How you may wonder?? Because I have a sense of humor and I'm not a moron. If this does not get posted, the people creeping through these can all eat one."
"I've clogged more toilets than burgers the Hamburglar has burgled. Tongue twister eh? Have fun twisting my terds out of that toilet."
"I wonder if Hamline would lessen my safety deposit return because of all the booger damage that I inflicted on the walls. Well they did, and the least they could have done is take that 25 bucks and give it to the poor person that had to clean it up. Hamline, Ya Bish."
"I wish hate could be an inferior genetic quality so it would be effectively eliminated out of the gene pool. Can't blame some weaknesses on genetics though; however, I wish all of the hate mongers and shit talkers (very broad) would die off. Even though that would include myself because I hate those that hate others. Ironic? I guess. Arrest me. For those of you who were passing judgment as you were reading this, you'd be dead. I don't care how perfect people think they are, there are millions that could point out their flaws. How many people bitch about bullying and then go bully someone seconds, minutes, hours, or days later? Most of the people that probably bitched about it, that's how many. It spreads quick like cancer, it's just too bad that those infected don't die before they do so many others harm."
"Do guys ever fall in love with their fuck buddies (who want nothing to do with them otherwise) or does that only happen to women?"
"I'll make Joe Vetter one of the best league players you've ever seen."
"I have a nice sized crush on Corilyn Wagner. She's just so cute!"