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"I keep seeing 'OP' on this page and I have absolutely no idea what it stands for.... whoops."
"What is Game of Thrones and why should I give a shit about it?"
"Ok, everyone. Burnbook was HATE SPEECH. If you don't know the legal definition of hate speech, look it up!! Do you really want to "miss" hate speech?? Do you really want to know what one person's spiteful opinion of a perfectly normal and interesting person is??? ENOUGH already!! Get your pre-teen angst out in your own diaries, not a public forum!! It's freakin' sadistic!!"
"I like to shock myself when it's dark. It is really cool seeing the sparks."
"My boyfriend is having problems keeping it up during sex lately. Like, half the time. He feels bad an apologizes and I say it's fine. It is fine, I don't need the sex, but I feel really self conscious. Like it's me. I go down on him and that works sometimes. I think he actually wants to have sex...is he just thinking too much? Or am I the problem?"
"SOMEBODY NEEDS TO MODERATE THIS PAGE MORE HEAVILY"
"Augsburg is number 3 in the most confessed schools...come on pipers, where's your secrets!?"
"I'm so lazy that if your confession is longer than two..maybe three lines, I won't bother to read it. Sum that shit up folks."