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"So. Sometimes I have sex dreams about my professors. THERE, I SAID IT."
"Marvin's Burrito HMMMMMMMMM"
"MARY BOWLES. You are fiercely, fabulously ferocious. And I luuurrrrrrvvveeee you. :]"
"To the ass who stole my electronic cigarette: I will find you. And I will kill you.
That thing was practically my daughter. TRY SLEEPING NOW, asshole.
I will unleash the fury of 200 feral Liam Neesons on you."
"Allison Nordman, I hope you had a wonderful birthday. I wish I had the courage to actually come up and tell you myself. Maybe one day."
What's a lady gotta do to get laid around here? Maybe I should get one of those "enter here" signs, and like...tape it to my vagina.
"Jake Elliot. I'm sorry. And I miss you."
"Leaving HU, but I want to have a massive orgy before I go..."