Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I was the one who wrote the confessions about Abbey Erlanson and Connor Benson. I'm sorry for thinking you two would be cute together(because you would, everyone knows it) but you needed to know.
Sincerely, a close friend."
"Most girls have vibrators that have only one setting on them. I have a vibrator that has ten settings."
"To the person that said colonoscopies were scary I can tell you from first hand experience just down the prep like its beer/vodka/gin idk and you are fine. It's so easy. :) People are more scared of the prep than the colonoscopy itself. Just down it. Don't think ... just down it like its alcohol."
"I cant watch perks of being a wallflower. I should just thank Zack Roberts."
"I just got done shopping and my self esteem is rock bottom. Starving myself is becoming a better-looking option."
"The safety and security people always seem to make my day whenever I need an escort. So in return I always make weird faces or pose funny in front of a security camera in hopes of making their day."
"You better not break her heart like you broke mine, dumbasses."
"I have the biggest crush on Corey Touchette it's not even funny. I feel like I'm going to throw up every time he smiles at me. Even though there's a girl in between us when he smiles, I know he's smiling at me. GOGAYFORADAYOK"