Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I wish I could find my own Chandler Bing on campus."
"I was feeling really upset earlier and this random girl with red hair asked me what was wrong and chatted with me. She made me feel so much better. I just wish I could remember your name so I could thank you!"
"On the rare occasion that I can afford to eat in Anderson I make it my mission to steal the equivalent of a jar of peanut butter, as well as fruit, and cookies as possible. In college you take what you can get."
"People are disrespectful... Whoever destroyed the wall mural in Manor second floor, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for support, I can tell you I don't have any for you. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you tell me who you are that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will destroy you."
"My life is kinda like a low budget romantic comedy movie. Only, it doesn't feature a shirtless Matthew Mcconaughey, and I probably won't get the guy in the end. Well, at least there's Netflix, right?"
"I don't think Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did it! Something doesn't seem right about the whole situation! Don't get me wrong my heart goes out to those who were effected by the bombs but the pieces don't fit! I've learned to not always trust the media and this is one of the situations that proves that point. I need evidence and other then that video I haven't seen any solid evidence. I just hope an innocent man doesn't get blamed and executed for something he didn't do. Injustice is never the answer!"
"After an amazing weekend, I just came to the realization that instead of doing homework, I'd rather just get drunk everynight and smoke weed. That's what the college life is about."
"When I see a girl I like I'm supposed to go up and talk to her, I get that but what do I saw to her that's not creepy or awkward?"